Alright, let’s chat about the Irregular Choice Dizzy Dancing in black— these shoes are like a little party for your feet! I snagged a pair of these quirky heels, and I’m obsessed with how they bring a dose of fun to every step. With a 9cm (3.5-inch) square stiletto heel, they’ve got just the right amount of height to make you feel sassy without teetering, and the black-on-black embroidered design with a gold scalloped edge? Total chic with a playful twist.
Slipping these on feels like stepping into a retro-inspired dream. The black textile upper has this subtle, intricate embroidery that adds depth without being too loud, and that glittery black heel sparkles just enough to catch eyes when you strut. I wore them to a friend’s cocktail night, and they were instant conversation starters— everyone wanted to know where I got them! They’re slip-on, which makes them super easy to pop on with a cute dress or even some tailored trousers for a funky office look.
Comfort-wise, these are a win for a heel this high. The cushioned insole feels like a little hug for your feet, and the square heel gives you stability to dance or mingle without wobbling. I’m a UK 6, and they fit true to size, though some reviews mention they can feel snug if you’ve got wider feet, so maybe size up if that’s you. I got a solid few hours of wear without any major complaints, which is saying something for stilettos!
The quality feels solid, as expected from Irregular Choice— the stitching is neat, and the glitter heel hasn’t shed a speck. That said, the textile upper might need a little care to keep it looking pristine, so I’d avoid puddles or rough surfaces. Some folks on the Irregular Choice site mentioned wanting colored laces for extra pizzazz, but I love the sleek black vibe as is.
Priced around £99-£120 (depending on sales), they’re a bit of a splurge, but for the unique design and compliments you’ll rake in, they’re worth it. These aren’t your everyday heels— they’re for when you want to stand out and have a little fun. I’m already eyeing my next Irregular Choice pair because these Dizzy Dancing shoes make me feel like I’m twirling through life with extra sparkle